What do you get when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat?

Answers:
A B*tch like my daughter!!

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I get oompa loompas to come sing a song about my child and then drop her down a giant "bad egg" hole. Yes.that's exactly what I'd do.

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very cute dr. suess

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What do you do when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Say it just once, say it loud and clear
Smarten up kid, or you're outta here.
Think about why the kid turned out that way.
What did you do, or forget to say?
Kids are like cats when you stand back and think
Ignore them and each will wind up with a shrink
So go hug your kid, say, "Today's a new day"
There's work to be done, before we can play.

Good luck with it!
If all else fails, tune up your guitar and sing the above...

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you get a piece of crap